Counting Teardrops in the Rain

In other news what happened to everyone on tumblr? You guys are all different now

So yeah, zombies have infiltrated my home county of Harford County located in Maryland

I’m going to have to get me a few spare lightsabers to carry around, I’ll take care of these zombies

I need to get a new xbox collection, mine is useless

But I hate every video game. Maybe I can just try some games

Why is Darth Vader so bitchy and wreckless in the prequels, but so chill and evil in the original movies?

I’m too unstable for the internet tonight, perhaps I’ll return tomorrow 

But yeah, I found a job and I’ll be able to get an apartment and I’m real relieved because I didn’t want to be homeless and shit

But my birthday’s in about a month so who wants to get me something?!?!

Nobody? Well I’ll just have to get myself something 

You ever see those cups with the crystals that you freeze and it keeps your drinks cold?

FUCKING GET THEM

I’m serious, have you ever had really cold Sprite without it being watered? and it says cold for hours? It’s fucking amazing. I got a Yankees one and a Jets one, they’re the loves of my beverages

Please get those

Let me say this right now, I want to be as much of a beast as Christopher Lee is

The dude was 80 when he was fighting jedi as Count Dooku 

Look at my beast Sith Assassin in SWTOR

Too bad that game is super boring on my low populated server

SOMEONE PLAY THIS GAME WITH ME, WHY IS THAT SO HARD

brewmaster-eyres asked: How's life been going??? It's been oh so long since you've made fun posts!

Hey, me. Things are going pretty well, thank you. I’ve been busy collecting star wars action figures (i got episode 1 finished ahahaha) and wagging my dick in the corner I guess. But I’ll try my very bestest to brighten my followers again, all the posts I see aren’t as fun as they used to be

Which one of you guys is willing to be my Jets partner person during the winter? I need to continue being a Jets fan in honor of Mark

I want football season so my lovely followers can have exclusive weekly text post masses of how proud I am for the Jets winning the Super Bowl